A stream of consciousness that has nothing to do with anything...

 

theroyalwitch:

modernmjolnirmonthly:

jaimejustelaphoto:

Red Velvet Ice Cream

That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.

I must have it.


I don’t even like red velvet and I want it

theroyalwitch:

modernmjolnirmonthly:

jaimejustelaphoto:

Red Velvet Ice Cream

That is the most evil looking ice cream I’ve ever seen.

I must have it.

I don’t even like red velvet and I want it

(Source: jaimejustelaphoto)

For those of you who are short on pickup lines:

ninjatengu:

Damn, are you an appendix? Because I don’t know how you work, but this feeling inside my stomach makes me want to take you out.

kindredsmile:

mindizmyspear:

kyssthis16:

kissmyconverse22:

annuhbobanna:

Vintage Bae.

Yes

Man, listen….

oh there are others that have known the thirst of the Goldblum? I don’t feel so alone!

Where is peechingtonmariejust

(Source: femburton)

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

definitelynotasian:

allthisandhips:

Now all other cotton candy is just boring.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

If you all love me, you’ll pool money together and fly this guy to me for my birthday….

Congrats are in order for these 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Award Nominees:

Uzo Aduba, “Orange is the New Black”, Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series
Laverne Cox, “Orange is the New Black”, Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series

Reg E. Cathey, “House of Cards”, Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series

Andre Braugher, “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”, Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

Joe Morton, “Scandal”, Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series

Kerry Washington, “Scandal”, Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series

Angela Bassett, “AHS: Coven,” Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Miniseries Or A Movie

Chiwetel Ejiofor, “Dancing on the Edge,”Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie

Idris Elba, “Luther,” Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie

Don Cheadle, “House of Lies,” Lead Actor in a Comedy Series

Cicely Tyson, “The Trip to Bountiful,” Lead Actress in a Miniseries or Movie

(Source: midniwithmaddy)

90sareallthat:

nickanimationstudio:

"Nickelodeon Nostalgia" by NAS Storyboard Artist Aaron Austin

I’ve been at Nickelodeon for about 3 months now, and I wanted to make something that paid homage to the Nickelodeon cartoons I grew up with. It’s amazing how much a cartoon can mean to you even after so many years. I’m so grateful I have the opportunity to help create shows for today’s kids!” -Aaron

OBSESSED.

Yes.

you can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love

What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)

yesrobyn:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

OMG I cant stop laughing ahahahahahahha :) this is so good.

"BUT TOES ARE PEDICURED"

"BUT NOMBRE MEANS NAME" ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

withlovejia:

You are responsible for your life. So often, many of us get caught up in finger pointing and leaning on our “circumstances” to make excuses for why we haven’t moved. We blame those around us (friends and foes), media influences, past mistakes, current regrets…but blessed are those who are aware of how much power one possesses by changing their thoughts and grabbing their own life by the horns. This is not to downplay tragedy; we all experience tough spots in life that temporarily knock the wind out of us…those moments that literally force us to the ground. The point is we can’t dwell on those things. We can’t allow ourselves to be victimized when we are meant for so much better. Whatever it is that you’re going through right now, know that you are NOT your circumstance. You can’t always control the outside, but you do have more than enough power to control you: your happiness, your energy, your courage. Waiting around for others to provide you with what you’re capable of giving yourself isn’t living. And we all deserve to live. Live responsibly, and own as much of your life as possible. You have all the power you need; use it.

Things I want to tell people, that I wish people had told me:

  • You don’t have to achieve great things by the time you’re 25
  • You have intrinsic value above and beyond your perceived utility to other people and society at large. 
  • You don’t have to have sex, or have sex in any way that you find uncomfortable or unpleasant, to keep anyone’s love or good opinion of you. They didn’t love you or think very well of you to start with if they demand it. 
  • You don’t have to stay with someone who isn’t meeting your emotional or sexual needs because they need you, or you’ve been with them for awhile, or you need to be in a relationship. You need you. Your time is your own and it is finite. 
  • It’s ok to work at a job you enjoy that doesn’t make you miserable even if it’s not a career and it won’t “lead to anything.” 
  • Your life is not a narrative. It is not leading to anything, there is no overarching thesis, it does not have themes beyond the usual shared cultural experiences of your time and place. This is ok. It does not mean that your life is without purpose or meaning. 
  • It’s ok not to like or get along with the vast majority of people you encounter, so long as you afford them the same respect, courtesy and dignity that they afford you. 
  • Expensive is not always better. 
  • Failure is temporary if you’re still alive. 
  • People are both much better and much worse than you’d suspect, but usually not all at once. 
  • Stop thinking of your future self as a different person and it will be easier to prevent money and health problems. 
  • Let people help you, lean on them when you need to, and be available to help, but don’t swing too far in either direction. Try to carry your half of the life basket as evenly as you can. 
  • Set boundaries, and do not be afraid to kick people out of your life who disregard them. You will not end up alone and unloved. People who love you will be ok with your boundaries. 
  • Your power does not come from money or beauty, but from seeing life steadily and wholly, from a curious and thoughtful mind, and from your ability to say no when you want to, and yes when you want to, and I don’t know when you don’t know. 
  • There will be bad times, maybe lots of bad times, but not only bad times. 
  • Love will not heal the wounds in your soul, but love can give you the impetus to begin the work of healing yourself. 
  • Life might be a long series of starting over, and that’s alright. 
  • You’re really cool, you’re really beautiful, you’re really special. Really. Not to everyone, but to a lot of someones sometimes.

Basically alladis….

(Source: sehnsuchttraum)