Tayo. In Shorthand.
June 2013
24 posts
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do she got
shiduuuuuuu
Lmaooo
veup:
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
dear diary,
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
crissle: how to survive a day in corporate america
9:00 AM: arrive at work
9:02... →
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how to survive a day in corporate america
9:00 AM: arrive at work
9:02 AM: drink coffee, check phone
9:15 AM: log on to facebook, twitter, tumblr, gchat
11:15 AM: check work email, reply
11:30 AM: do a little actual work (don’t hurt yourself) (2 hour maximum)
1:30 PM: lunch
3:00 PM:…
i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth”
idk giraffes and crystal meth arent that different they both can get people pretty high
holy jesus
tumblr is getting deep again
Omfg
Question
If I have a booty so fat, but don’t have a cute face OR I have a cute face, but a booty not so fat, does that mean I can’t do whatever I want?
Davie teen, FSU's youngest grad, on fast track through life →
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If genetics are the key to longevity, Davie teen Gregoire Narcisse could be a lock to lead a very long life.
