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White Woman: *Hears strange noise, just so happens to look down and see blood trail.* "I better go check it out, someone might be hurt."
Me: *Don't do it bitch, they gone get you!! They back there eating people! TURN AROUND!!*
White Woman: *Hears screaming.*
Me: *Just turn around now, and you might live another 10 minutes.*
White Woman: "I'm going in, must save lives!" *Proceeds down the long dark shaft when all of a sudden here comes her mutated friend. "Jenny everything's going to be OK, just calm down.
Jenny: *This bitch looks tasty."
White Woman: "JENNY NOOOOOOOO!" Gets ate the fuck up by some government controlled creature lurking behind shit.
Me: *Told that bitch to make a sharp left, didn't listen though. She just had to be captain save a hoe. Look at that ass now though, bloods all over the place. Bet she wishes she would've made that left like I advised.*